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The Schmoe Legacy
That awkward moment when your savefiles become corrupted and you reinstall all your games without backing them up..
But the bright side is my game run smooth now. But the Schmoes are kaput. 😦
I have started an ISBI that I will *probably* post soon. Probably on a different blog though.
Sorry guys. 😦
Sorry for the lack of updates. I was having trouble with my save file, but its all fixed now and I should have one up soon.
Okay I only called it heartburn cause I have heartburn, and it hurts.
Also, I can’t think of a name. Actually, until I look in the pictures I have NO IDEA what is going on in this chapter because I’m so far ahead.
Pinky is always breathing down Rosco’s neck. It’s pretty creepy.
And again Mo. Please pick a more convenient spot to give birth.
Wow you look so naked without your epic man sweater.
I forgot what trait he rolled. Also, oops.
Alex also aged up. He has a different skintone then the other boys and actually looks like he could be a product of Joe and Mo.
I like it.
Hunter- Just kidding Dad. Its a potion. PWNED!
Yeah, I probably didn’t have anyone fooled there.
Seriously, he did nothing to be grounded about. It says “for skipping school” but he didn’t.
Rosco- Uhhh.. thats gross.
See what I mean?
Hunter- Who are you talking to, kid?
I got that vacation pop up. So I decided to throw a RAGING PARTY WOO!
This is what went down:
Candy- Hmm I don’t know.
Hunter- It’s not liquid horror potion.
Joe- BOY! You take that off right now! I did not raise a butt pirate!
Monika got a splinter in her butt from this, lol.
He looks kinda like Barney.
Pinky- I go everywhere you go.
This little cutie is Hunter of course.
Mo- Ooh babe, its getting hot in here..
Hunter- …Guys? GUYS?
I freaked out! They would NOT stop woohooing! Then they fell asleep and the bookcase caught on fire and it was about to spread
to the crib so I quickly resetsim’d Hunter out. It was chaos.
Also, I think I said last chapter that Hunter was a genius but I meant virtuoso, he doesn’t get genius until his child birthday. Ooops.
Notice Joe being very manly back there.
Brighten your day?
Hunter- *does this 10 more times*
I don’t like it anymore. D:
Awesome Monika. Way to make it the most difficult shot ever.
Also, he got an I.F Doll I named Pinky. Which is also appropriate.
It made him stinky..er.
We are going to take over the world!
DUN DUN DUNNN
Hey again guys. 🙂
Just to let you know I’ve updated the ‘Schmoe of Your Own’ page to download Joe.
Off we go!
I hate this lifetime wish, so many fishbowls.
When she was doing that, this was all I could think about:
It is an old newspaper. She totally loved it.
Also, speaking of newspapers, the pattern on the wall disappeared, but it comes back. So weird.
Joe doesn’t have friends. 😛
I sold them all but the chemistry lab and it gave me over $10000! Sweet. 🙂
I don’t know whats up with him he pukes everyday. :S
Baby- * Tears self through bellybutton.*
I hope you guys liked the chapter, I’ll have another one up very soon. I have played very far ahead and I want to catch up.
Well…lets just jump right to it shall we?
Here he is taking food from a pregnant woman.
Hobos need to bathe sometimes too. Joe does this inappropriately.
Joe- Ifff you want my bodddyy anddd you think I’m sexxy…
Unfortunatly she has No Sense Of Humor and shuts him down.
Doesn’t look like a very funny joke anyway.
I just think its cute. :3
But then Joe sees The Ultimate Legacy Spouse:
No need to be terrified.. I don’t think.
Monika- Those are city property! But…sooo…pretty…
Start picspam of adorable date:
Joe- SHUDUP WOMAN.
Hello! Welcome to the brand new Schmoe legacy.
Our founder’s name is Joe Schmoe because I’m
uncreative. So lets meet our suave, debonair founder, shall we?
Joe- You smell that?
No I don’t and I’m glad.
Joe traits are insane, loser, inappropriate, mooch and slob. Ladies please refrain from throwing yourself at him.
His lifetime wish is to be a gold digger (see the ghost of wealthy spouse) its funny cause its unlikely.
Joe: Yeah right, I’m hot.
You’re a diamond in the rough, I’m sure.
This is Joe’s “house”
Don’t ask how he got the Wolff’s lot.
Joe- I ate them.
He has an outhouse *with a DOOR* and a sleeping bag.
The first thing he did was see if the Wolff’s left anything in their trash.
He found a big space rock and a rare seed, good find.
I sent him to the park to meet some ladies.
Here he is putting the moves on Tamara.
Joe- Watch my eyes, you..are..getting..very..horny.
I don’t think she’s buying it.
Tamara- DO NOT WANT.
Joe- Hey hey little lady, calm down, lets make a deal, how much for a-
Tamara- GO AWAY GUY I’M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT.
Joe- One last goodbye kiss?
After that failure, he met Cornelia, who is apparently a stylist in this savefile.
She even let him get close enough to her to tell her a secret.
Joe- My dad likes to fart!
Joe- Can I have a LARGE SUM OF MONEY?
Cornelia- Sure! Here is one simoleon.
Joe- Here let me express my gratitude . *puckers*
Cornelia- EW EW EW EW.
Sadly it ended there.
Joe- She couldn’t handle it.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Joe and Emma really did have a moment there, they stared at each other the whole time they ate.
Mortimer- *Sneaks in picture like a ninja*
Then they bonded over their plan to rummage the unattended bake stand.
Joe was too tired to finish the conversation however, and decided to sleep right where he was at.
By the looks of it Emma had some needs to attend to herself.
Emma- OH GOD ITS PRAIRIE DOGGING!
He woke up 3 hours later to find her still standing there.
Emma- Huh? No I wasn’t watching him sleep I uh-
(I also just noticed I forgot to pick his outfits except everyday. Oops. I’ll fix that later.)
Emma- Uh oh.
Joe- CONTROL YOURSELF, WOMAN!
And we end this post with this very random pic of Joe skinny dipping in the public pool.
I thought I had more pictures than that, but I guess not. I hope that you liked my first post and I should have another one up sometime this week. 🙂