Chapter 1- Hobo.

Hello! Welcome to the brand new Schmoe legacy.

Our founder’s name is Joe Schmoe because I’m uncreative.  So lets meet our suave, debonair founder, shall we?

Joe- You smell that?

No I don’t and I’m glad.

Joe traits are insane, loser, inappropriate, mooch and slob. Ladies please refrain from throwing yourself at him.

His lifetime wish is to be a gold digger (see the ghost of wealthy spouse) its funny cause its unlikely.

Joe:  Yeah right, I’m hot.

You’re a diamond in the rough, I’m sure.

This is Joe’s “house”

Don’t ask how he got the Wolff’s lot.

Joe- I ate them.

He has an outhouse *with a DOOR* and a sleeping bag.

The first thing he did was see if the Wolff’s left anything in their trash.

 He found a big space rock and a rare seed, good find.

I sent him to the park to meet some ladies.

Here he is putting the moves on Tamara.

Joe- Watch my eyes, you..are..getting..very..horny.

I don’t think she’s buying it.

Tamara- DO NOT WANT.

Joe- Hey hey little lady, calm down, lets make a deal, how much for a-


Joe-  One last goodbye kiss?

Tamara- GTFO.

After that failure, he met Cornelia, who is apparently a stylist in this savefile.

She even let him get close enough to her to tell her a secret.

Joe- My dad likes to fart!

Joe- Can I have a LARGE SUM OF MONEY?

Cornelia- Sure! Here is one simoleon.


Joe- Here let me express my gratitude . *puckers*

Cornelia- EW EW EW EW.

Sadly it ended there.

Joe- She couldn’t handle it.

Joe-  HAI.

Joe- I can has cheezburger?

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Joe and Emma really did have a moment there, they stared at each other the whole time they ate.

Mortimer- *Sneaks in picture like a ninja*

Then they bonded over their plan to rummage the unattended bake stand.

Joe was too tired to finish the conversation however, and decided to sleep right where he was at.

By the looks of it Emma had some needs to attend to herself.


He woke up 3 hours later to find her still standing there.

Emma- Huh? No I wasn’t watching him sleep I uh-

(I also just noticed I forgot to pick his outfits except everyday. Oops. I’ll fix that later.)

Emma- Uh oh.


And we end this post with this very random pic of Joe skinny dipping in the public pool.

I thought I had more pictures than that, but I guess not. I hope that you liked my first post and I should have another one up sometime this week. 🙂

9 responses

  1. Subscribed!
    The traits you picked for your founder are hilarious. I love how he acts with the ladies, such panache!
    OMG, ‘prairie dogging’ made me laugh so hard! My four year old kept asking what was so funny, but I couldn’t stop laughing. Beside, how do you explain that to a four year old?
    Anyway, I love it and can’t wait to read more!

    July 1, 2011 at 11:58 am

    • Hahah thank you! Glad I can make you laugh. 🙂

      He definitely has quite a personality on him hes really fun to play.

      Lol I have no idea how you would explain that. haha. Maybe when she gets a little older. 😛

      July 1, 2011 at 2:17 pm

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  3. Great start!
    I’m enjoying laughing at Joe’s fails. XD

    July 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    • Thank you. 🙂

      Yeah, hes not really great at life, but he should improve..maybe.

      July 1, 2011 at 2:14 pm

  4. HAH, Joe Schmoe, such a playa XD, he’ll never keep those women off of him when they realize what a man he is! Will watch 😀

    July 1, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    • Thank youu.
      They are totally playing hard to get. 🙂

      July 2, 2011 at 2:06 pm

  5. Wonderful to see you start another legacy, I’ve missed your humour! Joe is a real ladies man, I can’t wait to see how he lands himself a spouse.

    July 2, 2011 at 12:31 am

    • Yeah it took me long enough. 🙂
      Glad you like it.

      July 2, 2011 at 2:04 pm

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