Chapter 2- Mo’ Schmoe?
Well…lets just jump right to it shall we?
When we last left Joe, he was about to starve to death in the pool. So I sent him back to the park.
Here he is taking food from a pregnant woman.
Hobos need to bathe sometimes too. Joe does this inappropriately.
Joe- Ifff you want my bodddyy anddd you think I’m sexxy…
Joe finds a new potential love intrest and tries to tell her a joke.
Unfortunatly she has No Sense Of Humor and shuts him down.
Doesn’t look like a very funny joke anyway.
I just think its cute. :3
But then Joe sees The Ultimate Legacy Spouse:
Sorry Chris, I don’t think you’re his type.
Later at the library he meets this pretty young lady.
Jocosta- Monika, step away from the hobo…slowly!
No need to be terrified.. I don’t think.
Joe takes a cue from the movies and picks her some flowers.
Monika- Those are city property! But…sooo…pretty…
Flowers make Monika easy.
Start picspam of adorable date:
He finally got himself a girlfriend!
I don’t know where Joe got the ring but Monika said yes. 🙂
And they quickly got married- legacy style.
Monika- Joe, I’m hungry.
Joe- SHUDUP WOMAN.
Hobo no mo’.
Joe- ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTTBALLLLLLL?
Joe- RAWR ITS THE WOLF MAN!
Joe- I don’t like your makeover.
The “get frisky” interaction is cute. 🙂
But I didn’t know it makes them horny.